@ jb let me in your sqaud man i don’t want your money or nothing like that you just gotta pretty ass smile and you look like you give nice hugs. lemme be your ride or die heaux.
My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.
Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America
Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…
Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.
Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit
Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves
Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy
I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.
Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.
Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions
OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.
This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)
~~ Stretch goals ~~
800 notes - attacked by vicious alligator
1,500 notes - confronted with flagrant multiculturalism
2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell
Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.
Well when I went to bed, this post was at around 900 notes, but suffice it to say I think many of us were hungry for Trump defiling action. Your heroic efforts made it possible for us to reach all of our stretch goals… and then some.
Stretch goal 2: Confronted with flagrant multiculturalism
Oh no!! A more nuanced perspective!!
Stretch goal 3: Sent directly back to hell
It’s been a while since he stepped foot on his own turf. No need, as he’s already polling well there.
And finally, a very special stretch goal received in the askbox:
Y’all are starting to catch on that I have a lot of random stuff lying around, including, thankfully for this scenario, a dinosaur that eats people. We pulled Donald back from hell, now lightly toasted and ready for this last challenge.
The Donald thinks he’s “tough.” The bull t-rex hesitates, because the word he wants to use is “gamey.”
Thank you all for making the American dream come true. What an adventure we all embarked on together.
These are Garter Snakes and completely harmless little noodles I could literally sit right in the middle and they wouldn’t care
I don’t care how much I have to pay, I’m in
lmao while most people are freaking out at the idea, I’d be like
is there a limit to how long I can spend in there??? or can I just like chill out for a day or two and get 175 mil for every hour
only concern, make a clear path for me to step and sit. i do not want to accidentally hurt them or shove them that would be Rude
yes i will be with the sneks, you give me the money now
I love these noodles. I would be so happy. Those cute little tongues flicking.
Garter snakes actually are venomous, but it’s so mild and so difficult for them to deliver that it doesn’t really make a difference. You don’t want them to bite you, obviously, but the bigger danger is from infection than venom.
Bernie is not “falling behind” and we’re not “failing him”
In fact, posts like those are MORE likely to discourage voters and kill his momentum than encourage them
At this point in the race, it is NOT ABOUT THE DELEGATE COUNT, IT’S ABOUT MOMENTUM
who has a lot of momentum right now?? BERNIE. He has done FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED while Hillary has done much WORSE than expected
like i said delegate counts don’t really matter much right now
BUT just so everyone knows, as of 2/24 Bernie and Hillary are TIED
They both have 51 delegates each
lots of news sites are saying hillary has a huge lead on bernie with delegates because they are assuming the superdelegates are with her but that’s all just speculation Not. Fact.
Super Tuesday (on March 1st) has a lot of southern states who will most likely favor Hillary but that’s ok because
ALL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES AND CAUCUSES ARE PROPORTIONAL
YOUR VOTE ABSOLUTELY HAS IMPACT
even if hillary “wins” some states bernie will still get delegates and THAT’s what’s important!!!!
YES get out there and vote because it’s Super Important I Cannot Stress That Enough
but also know that it’s NOT doom and gloom, bernie ISN’T DOING BADLY AT ALL and we aren’t “failing him”
these are some of the most ridiculous figures i’ve ever seen like
this time of year is a deadzone for movie releases. when hollywood thinks its gonna lose money on a movie, they dump it out in jan/feb bc its after awards nom season and before summer blockbuster
they do this bc their studio money is tied up with promoting the tentpole films or Oscar bait shit they released around December…they focus on awards season
going back, like, 30 years, generally ppl don’t go to the movies as much during jan/feb because they spent all their money during the holidays. and also because weather
deadpool had a president’s day release, which is usually when a romance of some kind takes over the box office bc it’s close to valentine’s day. last year it was 50 shades, which set the world record for a pres day opening until it was obliterated by DEADPOOL
it has an r-rating. they always make less money likeALWAYS
what the fuc
-numbers this high means ppl r seeing it three or four times, and,
-as of this post Deadpool has only been in theaters for t w o w e e k s
this is so fucking hilarious considering ryan reynolds had to fight since 2004 for this movie to be made & fox dragged the concept until they gave in and it’s MADE THIS MUCH????
also considering:
deadpool is openly pansexual
sympathetic to survivors
it’s sex-worker positive
disability positive
teen girl kicking ass
future installations can only include way more representation ^^^
